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Professor Quotes

I kept track of funny things my professors would say all throughout college but never shared. Unfortunately the various locations at which I kept them have been lost to time. The most recent list I could find was from 9/5/2002 from an archive of an old website I used to maintain ( The wayback machine has some very interesting stuff if you’re interested…

DISCLAIMER: Nothing has been added or made up. Names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.

Don’t Be A Twit (to Alonso)

When we make our groups, I want to try mix the dumb people with the smart people.
~Dr. Vegso

I guess size does matter…<looks down>…in more ways than one.

i dont know how you can have a fraudulant noble trade

you don’t have to tell me the president of the company is higher than the bathroom attendant of the company. I know that.
~d.s. hart

now lets say we have a force tugging on a spring. ok that force is you. Well just say the whole force is F you.

Professor Lutz… what diet program are you on?

Practice safe Construction

Don’t pervert when you convert

Czernikowski: what’s your name sir?
Student: John
Czernikowski: Siker??????
Student: John!

I call it my tickle file…

You can’t go from 0-60 in 3 days

Dr Heliotis has provided a peta file for you to use…
what?… ok, this peta file… oh geez…

I have 2P in two places.

Let me just give you a quickie here…

Friends let each other touch their private parts

Its a little early for beer…Down it quickly!

Don’t goto Its not the clothing store!

I am not paranoid its just that all these people are against me!

Let me go psychedelic here

Does anyone have Redi-Whip in a can? For those romantic moments?

I remember my college days, fondling…

you can go to other countries where the penetration is less

I FULLY expect problems

I Don’t know how to teach this class

You only get a few words, like… you know… whatever they said in telegrams.